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HOW HARD YOU LAUGH AT DANGER... LET'S GOD KNOW HOW MUCH YOU TRUST HIM! AND WHETHER HE SHOULD SEND YOUR AMBULANCE TO THE HOSPITAL OR A COMEDY CLUB!!!!
HOMESCHOOLED: Socially Everything May Not ADD UP... But You Can Count How Many People Cheated You?
HYPOCRISY. . . THERE IS NOTHING HIDDEN THAT WILL NOT BE MADE KNOWN!
OUR HEAVENLY DAD SAID, "LIGHT BE!" AS HIS CHILD INFINITY IS JUST THE BEGINNING FOR YOU AND ME! IT'S NEVER BEEN WHAT YOU CAN SEE... IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION THAT SETS YOU FREE!
IT'S GREAT TO TALK TO A WORLDY DAD THAT LOVES TO HELP YOU.. . BUT WHAT COULD IT HURT TO TALK WITH A HEAVENLY DAD THAT MADE THE WORLD?
WHICH IS TRUE FREEDOM? When Hollywood Stars Show You a Movie About Life or You Star in a Life You Always Wanted? Garrett Craig
"There is no greater love than this—that a man should lay down his life for his friends!"
Become Who You Always Wanted to Be... And Let that be an Inspiration to Anyone Helpless – Discouraged or Fearful To Know THEY ARE EXACTLY WHO GOD Wants to Use To Show the World, There Are NO CHAINS OF BONDAGE HE CANNOT BREAK TO SET YOU FREE!
GOOD FRIENDS ARE LIKE DUCT TAPE: People May Laugh At How Weird It Is You Stuck Together Through Tough Times... But What Looks Good To The World, Isn't Always the Spiritual Glue That Holds Together the Longest Last Laugh! Garrett Craig
BEING WITHOUT YOUR HEAVENLY FATHER... IS LIKE BEING INVITED TO BE IN THE MOST EPIC MOVIE EVER WITH A PART ONLY YOU CAN PLAY... AND YOU CAN'T FIND THE STUDIO?
Seek For a Wordly Kingdom You Get Pyramid Scheme Pleasure.... Seek for God's Kingdom You Get Royalties in the Bank of Forever Treasure! Garrett Craig
I I See Sooo Many Lovers Names Carved On Trees... Am I The Only One That Thinks It Strange How Many People Carry Knives On Dates? I hadn't seen My Dad For Years and I asked Him What Happened?.... He Said we were Walking when He saw a sigh that said, "Watch for Children!" He said You Know me... I can't resist a Good Deal!
Next Door the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Slicer... He's a Little Behind In His Work!!! Now I'm Off to the Dry Cleaners to Get My Pants Repaired or Sew Its Seams? Learning Curve: Cashier Said: "Strip Down, Facing Me... Apparently She Was Talking About My Credit Card???
"THE TRUTH IS LIKE A LION. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFEND IT! LET IT LOOSE. IT WILL DEFEND ITSELF!
I Asked a Lion I Found in My Closet This Mornin', What Are You Doin' Here? He Said, Narnia Yer Bitness!!!! I Used to Feel Bad About Not Being That Close to My Cousin' - Until I Heard About Buffalo Stampede In His Back Yard Yesterday?
BACK TO INDEPENDENCE DAY... BACK TO
WE THE PEOPLE'S WAY ! Return To a Leader... That For 'Merica Will STAND!!! Leader That Knows He Was NOT Elected to Be King... But To SERVE Every Woman & Man and Let FREEDOM RING!!! Return to Celebrating That Our Power & Glory Comes From Above... And We Again Become a Nation That Shares with The World His Kindness ~ His Generosity and Overwhelming LOVE!
WE THE PEOPLE'S WAY ! Return To a Leader... That For 'Merica Will STAND!!! Leader That Knows He Was NOT Elected to Be King... But To SERVE Every Woman & Man and Let FREEDOM RING!!! Return to Celebrating That Our Power & Glory Comes From Above... And We Again Become a Nation That Shares with The World His Kindness ~ His Generosity and Overwhelming LOVE!
THE SECRET AFTER ALL THESE YEARS IS OUT — {GREGG REYNOLDS GUESSED IT!) ["LOTS" THE 3RD EPISODE WAS A MUSICAL !*!*! !!! "RAVE IN THE CAVE!" CO-STARRING HOWARD MURPHY AS "THE GREEN JAZZ HANDS MACHINE!" THE FLASH RAPPING FASTER THAN JAY Z AFTER BEYONCE CAUGHT HIM WITH BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR - SCARE!!! SCREAMING ~ STREAMING SOON... LEGENDS DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT HIP-HOP!!!! FEATURING POPPIN & LOCKIN BY HOWEY DANCE MASTER MORRIS: FER SHIZZLE ... FOR FRIZZANA .... GANGSTA DR. SIVANA!!!
I I HAVE BAD DELUSION BREAKS... WHICH MEANS I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO MAKE IT FUNNY!!!! GC
F YOU KEEP YOUR SHEEP ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN... YOUR ASKING FOR A LAMB SLIDE? DID YOU NEVER TRY TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN... BECAUSE YOUR AFRAID IF YOU FAILED... YOU'D NEVER GET OVER IT? SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN AND THE SUMMIT... IS THE REASON WHY YOU'RE HERE !*!*!
Dr. SIVANA SAID I WAS OUT OF TOON? HE SAID I NO LONGER HAD PERFECT PITCH... SO I THREW HIM IN THE DUMPSTER!
YOU HAVE TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS TO FIND A PRINCE.... APPARENTLY ONLY FOUR TO HAVE SECURITY CALLED AT THE AQUARIUM!
STAN LEE WANTED TO BE COMIC BOOK ILLUSTRATOR... HE BECAME THE FATHER TO GENERATIONS OF HEROES AND HEROIC IDEALS!!! OUR HEAVENLY FATHER ALWAYS HAS A BIGGER STEP THAN WE CAN IMAGINE FOR OUR FUTURE... IF WE WILL JUST TAKE THE BIGGEST STEP WE CAN IMAGINE TODAY... YOU'LL FIND YOUR DREAMS ARE PACKED BY EVERYTHING YOU SAY... AND JUST ANOTHER STEP AWAY!!! WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT A MIRACLE DAY?
THE FRISBEE KEPT GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER... THEN IT HIT ME? SOMEONE TOLD ME TODAY I WAS PRETTY, WHICH WAS GREAT! ACTUALLY THEY SAID, PRETTY ANNOYING, BUT I TRY TO FOCUS ON THE POSITIVE!!!
HOW MANY HONEST POLITICIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?: BOTH OF THEM! WHY WOULD A WRITER STICK HIS FINGERS IN A LIGHT SOCKET?: HE WANTED A SHOCKING ENDING!
YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL THE BIBLE "THE GOOD NEWS?" Because Not One of The 12 Disciples Was Qualified For the Job... Which Means — WE – Just Got Promoted to be Blessed By His Best!!! He Has 7,487 Promises for Prosperity... You Literally Have to Have Both Hands Clinched Closed Tight Saying, I Can't find a Promise, When You Fall Into His Multicolored Miracle - "Promise Ball Pool" and Come Up Empty Handed!
ADULTS: Half the People Work Themselves to Death Trying to Get Everything They Want To Make Them Happy! The Other Half — Are Working to Take What You Have to Make Themselves Happy? Garrett Craig
A GOOD MOM LETS YOU LICK THE BEATERS... A GREAT MOM TURNS THEM OFF FIRST??? I BOUGHT MY WIFE A FRIDGE FOR HER BIRTHDAY... I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER FACE LIGHT UP WHEN SHE OPENS IT??? TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT... AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT MY PARENTS SAID WHEN THEY HAD ME???
THEY CAME FOR MY FRIENDS, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, I DIDN'T HELP, I PRETENDED I DIDN'T SEE... THEN — THEY CAME STORMING MY DOOR AND THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT TO HELP ME!
BIGFOOT OFTEN GETS MISTAKEN FOR SASQUATCH... YETI - NEVER COMPLAINS!
The DREAMS the World Remembers Most... are the ones No One Believed in... THAT COME TRUE!
This Was Such a HAWKWARD Situation! They Hired Grundy Because He Lived for a Huge PUNCHLINE!! Even the Director Was Mad At Him But He Said, "He Didn't Give a HOOT!!!
TWO TYPES OF SUPERHEROES: THOSE WHO SAVE A WORLD OF LIVES IN ONE DAY... AND THOSE WHO OVERCOME LIFE EVERYDAY! Garrett Craig
YOU WERE BORN NOW BECAUSE HE KNEW... YOU WOULD KEEP THE PEACE AND DO WHAT IS RIGHT... WHAT IS TRUE!
ALEX ROSS... CREATING AN INSPIRED SPIRIT!
WHEN IT POSITIVELY... ABSOLUTELY... HAS TO BE THERE OVERNIGHT... A KID'S HEART WILL GET IT RIGHT !*!*!
Best Friends Wierd Sense Can Make You Laugh.... With A Best Friends NONSENSE You Can't Catch Your Breath!!!
IT'S ALL F U N & G A M E S UNTIL YOU GET FROSTBITE???
ASK -- FOR YOUR IMPOSSIBLE DREAM... BIGGER THE BETTER - YOUR HEAVENLY FATHER IS KNOWN FOR SUPERNATURAL DEALS!!!
HAPPY BDAY ADAM! YOU GIVE A HAND TO THE NEWEST CAPTAIN MARVEL! YOU ARE A HERO TO ME... YOU ARE A FRIEND... YOU ARE BATMAN!
SOME SAD NEWS THIS MORNING: THE INVENTOR OF THE BOOMERANG GRENADE... FINALLY GOT IT TO COME BACK TODAY!!!
STRETCHING TRUTH FURTHER THAN YOGA PANTS AT A BUFFET LINE!!!
RRegis Could Not Stop Punking Me, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE WEARIN' YER MUTHER'S CURTAIN ROPE.... AND ELTON JOHN'S KLEENEX... THE MARVEL IS YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ARRESTED!!!!
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE... AMAZON PRIME!
TThe DREAMS the World Remembers Most... are the ones No One Believed in... THAT COME TRUE!
BIGFOOT OFTEN GETS MISTAKEN FOR SASQUATCH... YETI - NEVER COMPLAINS!
"DO NOT BE AFRAID OR DISCOURAGED BECAUSE OF THE VAST MULTITUDE, FOR THE BATTLE IS NOT YOURS, BUT GOD'S!!!
P L E A S E... Call Your Dad... He Really Misses You!
DON'T GIVE UP! The Most Successful People in the World Came From Families that... Navy Seals Wouldn't Last a Weekend With!!! Superheros Warming Hearts All Over the World.... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WHEN IT POSITIVEY... ABSOLUTLEY... HAS TO BE THERE OVERNIGHT! A KID'S HEART WILL GET IT RIGHT!
NOT SURE IF THE FEAR OF FALLING OR THE ACTUAL SMACKDOWN FROM 30,000 FEET GAVE ME MORE GOOSEBUMPS? LUCKY I HAD A "DE - DUCK -TABLE!"
GUIDE TO MAKING A DIFFERENCE! STEP ONE: BE DIFFERENT!
THERE'S NO END OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KEEP TELLING YOU, YOU'RE OFF THE RAILS. . . UNTIL THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE THE ENGINEER OF THE "CRAZY TRAIN". . . THEN THEY ALLLL WANT OFF AT THE NEXT STOP!!!
Some FOOL is causing Trouble with the Food in our Office Refrigerator! Buuut On the Good Side... Today I had the Best Bologna Sandwhich E V E R named Penelope's !!!!!
DOUBT ME. .. TALK SMACK ABOUT ME... A N T THAT JUST THE INCENTIVE I NEEDED !!!
Whaaat If It's NOT the Person that Gets to the Top of the Mountain First... buuut the One Who Enjoys the Climb the Most??? Garrett Craig
Hand a Man a Balloon and His Future may just Fluu-Fizzle-Foo-Fife! But Teach Him to Tie a Knot in the Balloon.... HE'LL FLOAT THROUGH LIFE!!!
THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE BETHLEHEM STAR 2021. IT ANNOUNCES THE REBIRTH OF A NATION... THE TRIUMPH OF GOOD OVER EVIL AND THE CHANCE TO BRING TO LIFE THE AMERICAN DREAM... YOUR DREAMS !
VERY EXCITED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW I JUST GOT HIRED FOR THE COVER OF "IN SHAPE MAGAZINE." I'M THE "BEFORE MODEL!"
TWO TYPES OF SUPERHEROES: THOSE WHO SAVE A WORLD OF LIVES IN ONE DAY...AND THOSE WHO OVERCOME LIFE EVERYDAY! Garrett Craig
TEACHER: "BILLY, YOUR ESSAY ON YOUR DOG IS, WORD FOR WORD, THE SAME AS YOUR BROTHER'S!" BILLY: YES MA'AM... IT'S THE SAME DOG!"
"Let Not Your Heart Be Troubled:" "In the Beginning was the Word..." And It Will Be to the End... Just Choose Peace!
MY BFF WISHED I'D GET STUCK IN THE DEEPEST - DARKEST - WATERY HOLE... I KNOW HE MEANT WELL!
DON'T GIVE UP! The Most Successful People in the World Came From Families that...Navy Seals Wouldn't Last a Weekend With!!!
WHEN IT POSITIVELY... ABSOLUTELY... HAS TO BE THERE OVERNIGHT! A KID'S HEART WILL GET IT RIGHT!
A VERY... VERY... MERRY... CHRISTMAS FROM SUPERFRIENDS TO SUPERFRIENDS! PLEASE COME VISIT US ON THE WORLDS SMALLEST ISLAND... TEE-HEE-TI !
"And whatever you ask in My name, that I will do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son." Now's no time to Balk... Don't be the only one with an Empty Sock!
You Might Be Overweight if You're Legally Required To - BEEP - When You Back Up?
BE KIND! NOT LIKE ANTS? IF AN ANT GET HURT NO ONE HELPS? "IF AN ANT BROKE... DON'T FIX IT!
IF YOU HAD FRIENDS LIKE MINE - YOU'D BE THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD... BUT YOU'D NEED A BIGGER REFRIGERATOR!!!
I Want To Thank All My Freinds Here For Helping Me Understand Overwhelming. . . IT MEANS A LOT ! ! !
TIME TO TAKE THE CHANCE TO DO WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO... BE THAT SECRET PERSON YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU SHOULD BE!!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE A YEAR OF AMAZING POSSIBILITIES.
CAPTAIN MEOARVELOUS! SPILLING THE TEA... ON VILLAINY !
A VERY FAMOUS GUY ONCE SAID, "I DIDN'T COME TO BE SERVED BUT TO SERVE!" DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?
WHAT SOUND DOES A - SNAKE - A DRUM - AND SHEEP- MAKE FALLING OFF A CLIFF? SSSSSSS- BOOM - BAAAAH !
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY ADAM WEST! A MEMORY OF AN INTERNATIONAL STAR THAT TOOK THE TIME TO REACH DOWN AND GIVE A HAND TO THE NEWEST CAPTAIN MARVEL! YOU ARE A HERO TO ME... YOU ARE A FRIEND... YOU ARE BATMAN!
WHATEVER LIFE'S PICKLE ? WOMEN LOVE A GUY WHO CAN PUT A NEW TWIST ON IT?
A Huge Thank You!
FOR CHADWICK BOSEMAN... ROYALTY AMONG MEN!
LOVE: YOU CAN GIVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... AND STILL HAVE MORE TREASURE THAN A KING!
YOU DON'T THINK WORDS ARE IMPORTANT... JUST TRY YELLING BRUSSELS SPROUTS NEXT TIME THERE'S A FIRE !
YOU WANT KIDS TO FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS BUT... YOU WON'T LET THEM SLEEP IN CLASS?
WHEN THINGS GO SIDEWAYS... YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH HARD DRIVE - TO MUCH SPANDEX OR TOO MANY FRIENDS!
The DREAMS the World Remembers Most... are the ones No One Believed in... and they come TRUE!
GOOD FRIENDS DON'T LET EACH OTHER DUE STUPID THINGS. . . ALONE!
Wisdom's First Choice... is Always Peace!
YO QUERO... QUESO ROJO GRANDE!
EVERYONE IN CHURCH IS PRAYING FOR YOU! NOT SAYIN' IT'S YOUR FAULT... BUT WE DID VOTE FOR THE EXORCISM!
SIMPLE TEST TO SEE IF YOUR MISSION ON EARTH IS FINISHED: IF YOU'RE READING THIS... IT'S A HARD NO!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ONLINE GIRL THAT WAS SOOO HOT... SHE WAS CAUSING KEYSTROKES?
DOCTOR TOLD ME THIS MORNING, I ACTUALLY HAVE A FEAR OF GIANTS? HE SAID, IT'S "FEEFIPHOBIA!"
GIVING PROPS TO THE PEEPS!
MYSTERY BULK TP PURCHASES SOLVED!
TIT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE TO GROW UP... DON'T TELL THEM TO PUT THEIR DREAMS DOWN!
PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE SICK WHEN YOU BELIEVE THE BEST AND EVERYONE ELSE IS BELIEVING THE WORST. CATCH THE SICKNESS... BELIEVE THE BEST... AND INFECT EVERYONE ELSE!
NOTHING IS EVER LOST UNTIL MOM CAN'T FIND IT! NOTHING WILL BE LOST IF STAND IN BELIEF TOGETHER! NO PEOPLE HAVE EVER GIVEN MORE PROTECTION... MORE HOPE TO THE WORLD!
TODAY'S RECIPE: MIX YOUR FOUR-LEAF CLOVER WITH POISON IVY FOR A RASH OF GOOD LUCK! FOLLOW ME WHEN YOU GET THE ITCH!
LIFE ISN'T ABOUT ABOUT HIDING FROM THE STORM. . . IT'S ABOUT DANCING THROUGH THE RAIN !!! YOU CAN "BEAT IT... BEAT IT... NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED ! ! !
LIFE'S A TREASURE HUNT! FIND JOY IN EVERYTHING YOU DO... YOU'LL LIVE SO LONG, YOUR FRIENDS IN HEAVEN WILL THINK YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT?
SHAZAM! CAPTAIN SARCATSTIC CAT!
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY ENTIRE 9 LIVES ! ! !
GIRL... FREAKS MEOWOUT!
SUPERHEART FILLED WITH VALENTINE'S LOVE AND JOY TO YOU!
BE A KID!!! THE BEST TIME TO LEAVE SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY FUN. . . IS IN FIVE MORE MINUTES !
WOMEN DON'T HAVE TO BE STRONGER THAN MEN... JUST BE ABLE TO LIFT THEIR EGO! Garrett Craig
YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN A GREAT NEW YEAR'S PARTY WHEN YOU SMELL LIKE GUNPOWDER!!!!
WHEN IT POSITIVELY... ABSOLUTELY... HAS TO BE THERE OVERNIGHT! A KID'S HEART WILL GET IT RIGHT!
FFOR ALL MY FRIENDS... THE MERRIEST OF CHRISTMASES - A GOOD HANUKKAH AND MAY ALL YOUR SNOW CONES OVERFLOW WITH JOY IN EVERY FLAVOR OF FAVOR!
YOU KNOW WHY THE GRINCH HATES KNOCK - KNOCK JOKES? BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS A "WHO'S THERE???
MY WIFE SAID, NOTHING WOULD MAKE HER HAPPIER THAN A DIAMOND NECKLACE FOR CHRISTMAS! ALRIGHT... NOTHING IT IS!!!
GOOD NEWS... You Have Limitless FB Friends! BAD NEWS... It's Santa's Favorite NAUGHTY LIST???
CAPTAIN MARVEL'S 80TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WISH FOR YOU !
EVERY MINUTE I LET YOU MAKE ME ANGRY.... I LOSE 60 SECONDS OF HAPPINESS???
TO OUR FATHER... WE'RE ALWAYS HIS CHILDREN! DON'T GIVE UP... GIVE THANKS! WHAT DO YOU WANT MOST TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? MAKE IT A MIRACLE THANKSGIVING!
ONCE I WAS FIRED BECAUSE MY BOSS SAID I LACKED PASSION & INTENSITY! HE NEVER SAW ME AT BREAKFAST WITH BACON!
YOU THINK I'M CUTE WHEN I'M MAD... I'M ABOUT TO GET ABSOLUTELY DAZZZLING !
YOU WANT KIDZ TO FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS... BUT YOU DON'T LET THEM SLEEP IN CLASS?
The DREAMS the World Remembers Most... are the ones No One Believed in... that come TRUE!
FLASH FIRE... DOWN UNDER!!! CHARLIE CALLAS - ROD HAASE SHORTED OUT!
NEVER WAS IT ABOUT BEING THE #1 HERO!
IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT BEING THE HERO TO THE 1…
WHO NEEDED YOU MOST!
IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT BEING THE HERO TO THE 1…
WHO NEEDED YOU MOST!
CHARLIE CALLAS' MOM PAID $200 FOR THAT SAME SMILE IN HIS HIGH SCHOOL PICTURES!
IS.... SUPERMAN COMING OUT OF THE PHONE BOOTH?
WHEN YOU'RE FLAT-OUT EVERYONE'S BEST FRIEND !
"...ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL."
I HAD TO FINISH MY BOOK ON HELIUM... I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN!
"REMEMBER: OUR BODY IS JUST A SHELL... WE ARE ALL NUTS INSIDE!" Garrett Craig
GRUNDY SNEERED AT ME, "YO MOMMA SO FAT... THANOS HAD TO SNAP TWICE!
SO MANY HEARTS CARVED IN TREES... YOU SURE, YOU WANT TO WALK WITH HER IN THE MOONLIGHT" Adam West and Ruth Buzzi
HOW NOT TO RECYCLE FRIENDS?
FRANK HAD TOO MANY CRAZY CHARACTERS, HE HAD TO TAKE MEDICATION.... HE COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY IT!
HOW UPTIGHT SHOULD YOU BE?
HIRING 24 BEYOND MAD COMICS TO PLAY SUPERHEROES IS LIKE… CATCHING ALL THE OTTERS YOU CAN TO CLEAN A CRYSTAL PALACE !
FAME is a Gift of Receiving! SUCCESS is a Gift of Giving! Garrett Craig
MY PALEY CENTER FOR MEDIA DAY: COMEDY SNAPBACK ON ALL MY SUPERHERO FRIENDS!
ALL WE NEED IS A "REAL MAN"... WITH HIS "REAL NAME"... AND S-H-A-Z-A-M... THE ULTIMATE "REAL SUPERHERO!"
IS CLARK... A CLOSET MARVEL???
TRUTH IS... NO NATION HAS EVER FLOWN FREEDOMS FLAG SO HIGH... FOR SO LONG!
WE ARE ALL PART OF THE PUZZLE???
Hand a Man a Balloon and His Future Will Eventually POP! But Teach Him to Tie a Knot in the Balloon.... HE'LL FLOAT THROUGH LIFE!!!
TWO TYPES OF SUPERHEROES: THOSE WHO SAVE A WORLD OF LIVES IN ONE DAY...AND THOSE WHO SURVIVE LIFE EVERYDAY!
ANT-MAN'S POWER SECRET...
THING IS... YOU SHOULD BE FULL... YOU GOT THE WHOLE UNIVERSE INSIDE YOU!
TEARS OF SORROW & THANKFULNESS FOR OF ALL OUR VETERANS ... WHO KNOW THE PAIN AND SACRIFICE TO SAVE LIVES AND FREEDOM!
AFTER 75 YEARS - WE ALL WANTED "THE BIG RED CHEESE" INSTEAD WE GOT A KIDDIE "SHAHAM QUESO" HELL... EVEN THE "BRIE CHEESE CAPTAIN MARVEL" IS MORE OF A MAN!
VILLAIN'S TIP: WHEN TO WORRY? WHEN BATMAN SAYS IT'S GOING TO BE A CLOSE SHAVE!
Send a QUIVER Down Your Spine Means Something... TOTALLY Different To Villians!!!
Johnny "O" Asks: "Are Your REALLY the Big Red Cheese?" The... Grande Fromage Rouge? Grande Formaggio Rosso? Okina Aka Chizo? Megalo Kokkino Tyri? Say Allo To My Lil' Friend!
ON SET MARVEL MADNESS: CHARLIE CALLAS' IMPRESSION OF TONGUE FLICKIN', FROG LEAPIN' IN THE OLYMPICS ~ FROM THE HOOD OF THE BATMOBILE!
HELIUM TO SOUND LIKE MICKEY MOUSE??? WHAT COULD GO WRONG???
CAN'T QUITE PUT YOU FINGER ON IT? AN ASTRONOMICAL PROBLEM!
JOHNNY O. ASKS: "ARE YOU REALLY THE BIG RED CHEESE?" FO'SHIZZLE...J.O. I YAM GRAN QUESO ROJO AND GETTING BIGGER EVERY DAY!!! CAN YOU SAY TRIPLE PEPPERONI?
MESSING WITH CAPTAIN MARVEL CAN BACKFIRE! Thank You... Phil Sawyer for the Art!!
CLOCKS TICKING! WANT TO RESOLVE BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS DISSOLVE?
So Bunky You Say Your Superhero Falls Outta the Sky - Throws Dolls In Fights - Buys Beer for Kids - Pees In His Pants - Uses the F-Bomb in Interviews… Maybe He’s Just Not That Bright! Here’s the Answer to Your Problem…
THE HUNTRESS PROVES SOME HEELS ARE... TO DIE FOR!
KIDS...MAKE SURE YOU FLOSS AFTER EVERY SEAL!
SHAZAM...!*!*!... HE WAS 4 MEN... 1 WOMAN... 1 LIL' BOY... 1 LIL' MAN...STAY TUNED... EXSPANDEXING YOUR MARVEL UNIVERSE !
DR. SIVANA? THEN ADAM REMEMBERED HIS FACE RANG A BELL!
STRETCHING EVIL TO THE LIMIT!
ABOUT TO DIE? WHO YA GONNA CALL: THE BAT? HOPE HE'S BELT HAS ALL DAT? THE KRYPTON TRIP & FALL OR THE MIGHTIEST MORTAL OF ALL !
WHAT WE NEED NOW IS: THE SMARTEST, STRONGEST. FASTEST, MOST COURAGEOUS, BIGGEST, BADDEST, BAD BOY ON THE BLOCK... TO PROTECT A WORLD THAT'S JUST ABOUT RUN OUT THE CLOCK!!!
DOORS ARE CLOSED IF YOU DON'T DO IT HOLLYWOOD'S WAY... THEY ASSUMED THEY WOULD HAVE DOORS!
OooH... It's ON! It's Gonna Be a Thriller ! ! !
BELLS WILL BE RINGING. . .
THE TWIST IS... CAPS THE BEST... BETTER THAN ALL THE REST!
No matter what the Hour... The Heart of Child is a Heroes Power!
HER SISTER WA TUR LOO... ALSO NEVER GOT HER BLACK BELT?
GIFT TO THE GENERATIONS!
AND NOW KIDS... YOU KNOW HOW RUDY GOT THAT STOP LIGHT RED GLOW!
TIC-TOCK. . . WRISTLOCK! TIMES RUNNING OUT...ON CRIME!
Captain Marvel Apologizing for Blasting THE ROCK Into a Million Pieces! Have to Admit... MIGHTY FINE SEDIMENT!
SO INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY HAVING TO WRITE A PLOT LINE... WE'LL JUST HAVE THE BEST OF SUPERHEROES FIGHT FOR AN HOUR? [BEST BEING CAPTAIN MARVEL & SUPERMAN .... SHAZAM! WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR POTTY TRAINING!]
THINGS THAT TELL THE TRUTH: SMALL CHILDREN & YOGA PANTS!
ZACK'S NEW "NIJA TURTLE" PSA ON FALLING ON BACK SAFETY!
FRIENDS ASK, DID THE NEW SHAZAM TRAILER MAKE YOU CRAZY? CLICK ON IT... SEE IF MY REVIEW MAKES YOU CRAZY?
BORED.... WITH WATERBOARDING?ING?
IT'S YOU VS. PRINCIPALITIES, POWERS, RULERS OF THE DARKNESS OF THIS WORLD, SPIRITUAL EVIL IN HIGH PLACES! WHO YA GONNA CALL?
MACY'S ANNOUNCES HUGE INFLATED SAVINGS IN STORE AND ON HELIUM FOR THE NEW MARVEL!
FIRST RECORDED... DOUBLE EDGE CLOSE SHAVE!
DUH... HE'S THE FLASH! WHAT DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO DO?
DNS PROBLEM... [DOING NIGHT TIME SNACKS!]
SECRET REVEALED TO BEING "HIP!"
SUPERMAN... YOU CAN COUNT ON HIM!! 8 - 9 - 10... YER OUT!
IS COMMANDO.... THE SECRET STEALTH OF SUPERHEROES?
In Case You Wondered Where the Term... "Buzz Kill" Came from?
CARSON... SHA-BAM!
When It Positively Has To Be There Overnight... A Kid's Heart Will Get It Right!
FOR MARVEL... ALL THE TOYS IN ONE NIGHT RULE! PLEASE... THE COCOA WON'T EVEN GET COOL!
DID YOU KNOW... THAT SUPERHEROES INVENTED "SPEED DATING?! AND MATCHING BRACELETS FOR CHRISTMAS!
TO AN EPIC YEAR...WITH ALL YOUR NEW SUCCESS!
VISUAL ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: "WHAT COULD GO WRONG USING A HELIUM CANISTER TO MAKE MICKEY MOUSE VOICES!"
S-N-O-W... YOUR LIMITATIONS!
SOME OF YOU KNOW THIS IS MY 30 YR OF GRADUATION FROM THE KING TUT SHCOOL OF ACTING... THIS WAS A GIFT FROM THE BOY KING!
DOES ANYONE KNOW EXACTLY HOW EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE WORKS? BUUT... YOU BELIEVE IT EXISTS... AND NOT MIRACLES?
MARRIAGE TIPS ON STICKING TOGETHER!
IF THE SPANDEX FITS?
MEAN TEASE... HIDE THE CHEESE!!!
Another Case of FE-LYING!!!
H-O-L-Y... I SAID, "WE NEED TO KICK SOME HEAD!!!
WHEN DOES A BAT-SON... NOT NEED A UTILITY BELT???
"ASK AND YOU WILL RECEIVE..." MATT 7:7
LOVE... THE MOST VALUABLE GIFT! FROM THOSE THAT HAVE LITTLE... TO THOSE THAT NEED MUCH! G
FAN MALE... GETS STAMPED!!!
BEAT MOM TO THE PUNCH! IF YER A VILLIAN...THERE'S GONNA BE AN ACCIDENT!!! KEEP YOUR TIDIES... WHITE!!!
REGIS HAD A RAZOR SARCASTIC WIT! IT WAS LIKE LAUGHING IN A SWORD FIGHT YOU'RE LOSING!
WHO'S... WASOBBING... NOW!
WHAT'S BETTER THAN A FULL UTILITY SUPERHERO? NO PLASTIC PARTS TO LOSE... NO BATTERIES TO RUN DOWN!
JUST REX'S YOUR WHOLE DAY!
FIDO RULE #2: SAY, "CHEESE" AND... "RAT OUT" THE CAT!
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When It Positively Has To Be There Overnight... A Kid's Heart Will Get It Right!
BLIZZARD... POURIN' DOWN LIKE FREEING PAIN!!!
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENIUS & INSANITY IS ABOUT $900,000 A YEAR!
G-I-V-I-N-G. . . THANKS FOR YOU ! ! !
#GRATEFUL... FOR A NEW GENERATION THAT RESPECTS FREEDOM... EQUALITY... AND TAKES PRIDE IN A NATION THAT HAS FOUGHT AND DIED TO PROTECT IT!
SAWPORT YER PAWPLIC SKOOLS... KIDZ R R FEWCHEERS!
MANNA UP!!! ROCK ON... THE WATER!!!
AGED TO PERFECTION... 100% PROOF SPIRITS!
"YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY!"
S'MORE REASONS NOT TO BE EVIL! ! !
MAKING THE "FLASH"... LOOK SLOWER THAN A DMV LINE!
THIS IS GOING TO BE... A BUCKING PROBLEM!
FREE KITTY - ABSOLUTELY NO CHARGE - FREE- PLEASE - PLEASE JUST COME & GET HIM!
CURSE YOU... CLEVER "CATCHPHRASES!!!
CURSE YOU... CLEVER "CATCHPHRASES!!!
SEEMS SIMPLE... D'OH: IF YOU DRESS FOR SUCCESS... DON'T UNDRESS FOR FAILURE!
NOT DIETING... A HUGE WEIGHT OFF MY MIND!!!
HERE'S ANOTHER FELINE MESS... YOU'VE GOTTEN ME INTO!!!
DON'T STOP TAKING... A SWING AT FUN!
NEW' TIME ALLOTMENT FOR MISTAKES AT $15.00 AN HOUR!
*GORSHIN* A TWITTER GENIUS... 140 CHARACTERS IN EVERY SENTENCE !*!*!
ALL THAT... AND A BAG OF CHICKS!!!
NEW: BOTOX FOR STORYLINES... COMEDY COLLAGEN FOR THIN CONCEPTS!!!
MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE LESS 'COMMON CORE'... AND MORE 'COMMON SENSE!'
WONDER WHERE THE SAYING, "I'LL KNOCK THE BARK OFF OF YOU"... CAME FROM?
NOT A 'BANNER' MOMENT! BEARS RAISE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH STINK!
THE LOTTO: WAVES OF GOOD LUCK... SOGGY REALITY!!!
CHANGING PERSONALITIES...FASTER THAN VICTORIA'S SECRET COSTUMES!
NEW THIS YEAR... THE FIRST BAPTISM WATER SLIDE!
SOMETHING ABOUT A MAN... IN A UNIFORM!
LADIES... YOU WANTED A MAN WHO WANTS TO GET aHEAD IN LIFE?
SQUISHY... GOOD FOR LEMONS... BAD FOR SEAL KISSES!
GRUNDY.... GRUMPY BEFORE COFFEE!
WHO YA GUNNA . . . MAUL?
MEET THE SNICKERDOODLES!
EARLY WARNING SIGNS OF... HEART ACAT!!!
24/7 PERKY... THE ANACONDA OF EMOTIONS!
All That We Hold Sacred... And The Ones We Will Never Hold Again.
MAID WORK FUN!!!
Crouching Tiger... Giggling Wife!
IS A CARD... YOUR "MASTER!"
I'M NOT WHINING... I JUST HAVE A HIGH PITCHED OPINION!!!
HOW MUCH CHEAPER IS IT IN... "THE NO CLASS" SECTION?
SPOTTING... When You're Angry!
GIVEN' THE BIRD!
JOBS THAT DON'T END WELL!!!
WHY WOULD YOU TRADE THE FAILURES OF HISTORY... FOR THE ONE THAT GAVE PEOPLE FREEDOM?
WHEN GETTIN' YER HEAD IN THE GAME... AIN'T YER WORST PROBLEM!
She Is Always Rockin" Happy Right Down... TOMATOES!!!
WHEN BRAILLE... GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS!
WHEN IT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE...WHO YA GONNA CALL?
WHEN SKYWRITING... IS SO WRONG!
ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE ON THE BOAT WITHOUT A LIFE JACKET?
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS: I'D RATHER SHOOT MILK OUT MY NOSE... THAN GIVE A SPEECH?
REMAINING CHASTE... IN A ZOMBIE CHASE!!!
BEARLY LAUGHING!
LAST LINE OF... DE FENCE!
HOW YOU KNOW... YOU DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH!
LIL' CONQUISTADOR!
PRETTY... IN STINK!
"THE FUN ALSO RISES", A BLINDING REALITY!
HARD TO BEAT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES... UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A CANE!
BEING CARRIED AWAY WITH LOVE... SHOULD NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH RIVER RAPIDS!
WHEN SHOULD YOU HOPE... THE LAST THING YOU HIT IS WRONG NOTE?
BE CREATIVE... LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE... OR WE'LL SPANK YOU!
WHAT IS THE FE-LINE FOR TOO MANY CATS?
EVER BOTHERED, WHEN FRIENDS SAY THEY WANT TO... HANG...WITH YOU?
WHEN TO USE YOUR UNDERWEAR... AS AN INFLATABLE LAUGH!
SUPERMAN... A Man You Can Count ON... 8 - 9 - 10!
ROW...ROW...YOUR RODENT GENTLY DOWN THE SCREAM!
NOT ALL CRIME... IS ORGANIZED!
TRAINING HUMANS... TRY 2 TICKETS TO TOGO!
CAN YOUR FAST FOOD... BE TOO SLOW?
!How to leave a 10 foot deep...X...game impression!!!!
Feline Fashion Faux-PAW!
WONDERS are Great!... But BLUNDERS Go Viral!!!
HOW TO STOP BLIND DATES IN A. . . S-N-A-P...SHOT!
IT'S NOT JUST A MOVIE... IT'S A MONUMENTAL IMMORTAL!
SHIRLEY... YOU JEST!
KIND'A CHANGES THAT WHOLE... HITS LIKE A GIRL THING?
HIPPEST DOGS HAVE... COLLAR I.D
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE... IF YOU'RE AS RICH AS THE BEATLES!
What Comic Doesn't Want to CRUSH IT???
THE MALL.. Where Memories Find the GAP!
It's Just SNOT... Right!!!
SNOOW WAY!
PEEK - A - BOO ! ! !
Labor Day?
The Dame...Sara N Rap. Trouble as Long as Her Languid Gam's!
PROPS Chris From Canada For This! IMAX View "The Rock" Turning to Pebbles... It Will Be a "MARVEL!"
1 Of The Main Reasons... Metal Wristbands Are a Hazard During El Nino!
To The Very Best You & Your View of the New Year!!
C U T E.... C-e-r-t-a-i-n--T-L-Y!!!
Should Board Games Include Splinters in the Forehead?
TOO Early to Leave the Dark Side???
One Size Fits All!
From Your Friendly Guy in the RED SUIT... Have a SHAZAMTASTIC CHRISTMAS!
When It Positively Has To Be There Overnight... A Kid's Heart Will Get It Right!
Adoption Day... Pups Got Ta Do... What a Pups Got Ta Do!
CARSON... SHABAM!
When Foto Bombs Are... Negatives!!!
WHEN A FREE FALL...COSTA A LITTLE EXTRA!
Going With the Flow... Becoming a Drain?
SNOW... YOUR LIMITATIONS!
HALLOWEEN... SHORTCUTS!
WE DIDTHE "MONSTER MASH". . . IT WAS A ZOMBIE SMASH!
NOTE: Even Superheroes Don't Bring a Finger to a Gunfight!!
GOT MILK... AT WARP SPEED?
KENT... Find A Place To Change?
Another Case of FE-LYING!!!
HOW DO I GET... THIS DUMMY IN MY LAP!?
I Remember this "Behind the Scenes Moment"! Captain Marvel was Rehearsing for His Statue at 'Madame Tussauds'; The Green Lantern had just got an offer from 'GQ'; The Flash had a Casting Call later for 'Planet of the Apes'; Robin was Reminding the Camera Man he Owned the 'Negatives'; The Scarlet Cyclone just Saw His Image in the Makeup Mirror; Batman had Brought His "Championship National Finals Rodeo" Buckle for us to see; And Hawkman was Still Trying to Teach His Pet, "Rodan" to Return to His Arm Perch... Which Was What Happened to His Shirt in the First place!!!
I Have Been the Only Red Titan of Tights to Face-Off with Dr. Sivana! Adam West and I Did Our Best To Make Him a Dead Ringer!
TOP OF THE HIGH DIVE INTO A POOL OF INSANITY! JOIN GARRETT CRAIG - EPISODE 72 @ www.comicbookcentral.net.
LATEX SNAP-BACK LUNACY OF THE "LEGENDS!"
COMICBOOKCENTRAL.NET FUSES "JOE STUBERMAN" AND
"GARRETT - CAPTAIN MARVEL - CRAIG" REVEAL THE NAKED G-STRING TRUTH ABOUT ALL THE SUPERHEROES!
COMICBOOKCENTRAL.NET FUSES "JOE STUBERMAN" AND
"GARRETT - CAPTAIN MARVEL - CRAIG" REVEAL THE NAKED G-STRING TRUTH ABOUT ALL THE SUPERHEROES!
COMING SOON TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU!
TWO NEW SHOCKERS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ! ! !
DON'T BE LAST... TO SEE THE BLAST ! ! !
DON'T BE LAST... TO SEE THE BLAST ! ! !
Surprise! Cat Inherits Two Achers!
The Heart of Child is a Heroes Power!
Barbara Joyce the Villains Surrender Choice!
Have I met any other Marvels? There was a guy, when I first started Crime Fighting, F. Luke Marvel. He invented the first battery charged, High Voltage, Lightning Bolt on his chest. He had Short Red Crew Cut Hair to match his uniform. First mission, he got caught by "Mister Mind." Mind, a two-inch worm with telepathic powers, so strong, he started sweating like Jay Z comin' down an elevator with Beyonce's Sister. He Lit Up, like a Wet Bear with his Knife in a Toaster! I think... He's working now as a comic somewhere... by the name of Carrot Top!
Then I have a cousin, Alek Baldsin Marvel. His power is, he's able to FLY INTO A RAGE! He does it Anywhere - Anytime - Anyplace! He's like the AAA of Road Rage, he comes to you! Last Thanksgiving, we asked him to carve the Turkey and he Exploded into a 30 minute Tirade about NBC. We... don't think he knows the difference between a Peacock and a Turkey. His Arch Nemesis is "Baby Bib" the only person that can withstand his Venomous Spittle Saturation! After their last battle, Alek was left whimpering, in a fetal position... you don't want to know where we had to pull "Baby Bib's" Binky from!
The only other Marvel I have met was Michael Gray, Billy Batson from "Shazam!" "We met at the Paley Center for the Media" the night they released "The Legend of the Superheroes'" DVD. He was an incredibly nice
guy! Very committed to entertainment with values for families that inspire and encourage standards worthy of a Superhero. We had a great time, he made the occasion very special!
Then I have a cousin, Alek Baldsin Marvel. His power is, he's able to FLY INTO A RAGE! He does it Anywhere - Anytime - Anyplace! He's like the AAA of Road Rage, he comes to you! Last Thanksgiving, we asked him to carve the Turkey and he Exploded into a 30 minute Tirade about NBC. We... don't think he knows the difference between a Peacock and a Turkey. His Arch Nemesis is "Baby Bib" the only person that can withstand his Venomous Spittle Saturation! After their last battle, Alek was left whimpering, in a fetal position... you don't want to know where we had to pull "Baby Bib's" Binky from!
The only other Marvel I have met was Michael Gray, Billy Batson from "Shazam!" "We met at the Paley Center for the Media" the night they released "The Legend of the Superheroes'" DVD. He was an incredibly nice
guy! Very committed to entertainment with values for families that inspire and encourage standards worthy of a Superhero. We had a great time, he made the occasion very special!
He Contributed Verses of Laughter & Insight to the Powerful Play!
Stretching the Truth Further than Elastic Pants in a Buffet Line!
2016, The Buns of Steel Get Real! It's the Beat Down in Gotham Town! Superman v Batman!
2016, from the Mean Streets of Warner Bros., Men in Tights Fight Night! Superman v Batman!
Richard hol-LEE-wood Giving His New Kitty a Treat! And... Kitty Really Looks Like He is Hungry for the... Handout!
Face Down in The Gene Pool !
ThanksKitty Stuffin's!
This Great Original Picture of William Shatner is the property of my good friend Richard F. Lee. Given to him by his legendary Uncle, James Wong Howe.
SPANDEX PJ'S FOR EVERYONE!
Scary Terry Michael Acord: “Where did the girls sleep at the overnight Party in the Bat Cave?
Did you watch scary movies and eat pizza?”
Captianmarvelim: Naw, Naw, Naw… Madnight… let me set you right. I can tell you’ve never been
to a “CaVe RaVe!” From the jump, you gotta know, with all his Toys, the Bat has a Blistering Supersonic Sound System. His Subwoofer rattles every Rib Cage in Gotham… like the whole City was
Strapped to a Paint Shaker… plugged into a Ferret on Redbull.
The Bat doesn’t Party with Pizza. The “Caped Crusader” has Bruce Wayne’s Bank! His crew eats:
Pink’s Chili Links da bomb, Backed wit XXXFarburger, a Frenzy of In-N-Out Fries and a Tsunami of
Malts from Quenell ! All Flown in at the speed of Fright by Hawkman… that stays Colder than
“Mr. Freeze” and Spankin’ Hotter than “Fireflies” Flamethrower.
And Sleep? Once… once… Batman nodded off. The “Huntress” shot his Utility Belt into the ceiling
and we all beat him with pillows… like a Pinata… into Dark Knight-Night! To this day… the words
Catwoman and Catnap… never echo in the cave.
Scary Movie? That’s for children. Our screening was the projection of primal terror, a dread that Runs Red
with such horror that it paralyzes the will and haunts the mind of the most savage fears, at the slightest
shadow. It was a “Carrot Top” Midnight Marathon.
Little known late night secret: Our Adventures were the first time “Robin” did not have to wear leggings,
so he was free to share leg shaving tips with the “Black Canary.” The “Flashes” favorite joke, giving everybody a Wedgie at the same time! Late, late, night, during the Dance “Club Mix,” Solomon Grundy
used an actual Club on “Sinestro.” It was the origin of the spastic, dislocated, syncopated contortions…
we now call “Dubstep.”
The Last four hours will remain a Super Secret…
Sweet Dreams Superheroes! CaptianMarvel IM
Did you watch scary movies and eat pizza?”
Captianmarvelim: Naw, Naw, Naw… Madnight… let me set you right. I can tell you’ve never been
to a “CaVe RaVe!” From the jump, you gotta know, with all his Toys, the Bat has a Blistering Supersonic Sound System. His Subwoofer rattles every Rib Cage in Gotham… like the whole City was
Strapped to a Paint Shaker… plugged into a Ferret on Redbull.
The Bat doesn’t Party with Pizza. The “Caped Crusader” has Bruce Wayne’s Bank! His crew eats:
Pink’s Chili Links da bomb, Backed wit XXXFarburger, a Frenzy of In-N-Out Fries and a Tsunami of
Malts from Quenell ! All Flown in at the speed of Fright by Hawkman… that stays Colder than
“Mr. Freeze” and Spankin’ Hotter than “Fireflies” Flamethrower.
And Sleep? Once… once… Batman nodded off. The “Huntress” shot his Utility Belt into the ceiling
and we all beat him with pillows… like a Pinata… into Dark Knight-Night! To this day… the words
Catwoman and Catnap… never echo in the cave.
Scary Movie? That’s for children. Our screening was the projection of primal terror, a dread that Runs Red
with such horror that it paralyzes the will and haunts the mind of the most savage fears, at the slightest
shadow. It was a “Carrot Top” Midnight Marathon.
Little known late night secret: Our Adventures were the first time “Robin” did not have to wear leggings,
so he was free to share leg shaving tips with the “Black Canary.” The “Flashes” favorite joke, giving everybody a Wedgie at the same time! Late, late, night, during the Dance “Club Mix,” Solomon Grundy
used an actual Club on “Sinestro.” It was the origin of the spastic, dislocated, syncopated contortions…
we now call “Dubstep.”
The Last four hours will remain a Super Secret…
Sweet Dreams Superheroes! CaptianMarvel IM
ON A CLEAR DAY. . . YOU CAN SEE FOREVER...!
Can You Say. . . Remote Control???
THE GLUE THAT HOLDS PEOPLE TOGETHER!
Cause Of Lightheadedness!!
To a Good Friend, Richard F. Lee! You have given a Superhero's Effort of Your Time and Creativity to support a Fly by Night in Red Tights! My Sincerest Congratulations on the Biggest Win of any such Court Case in Washington Jurisprudence, it was Worthy of Perry Mason's best Day!
An un-BEAR-able Problem!
Few of the Best Times Ever... Gorshin - "Stolen" Mercedes and Personalities Changing Faster than Lady GaGa Wighats! [See: Flogging or Blogging]
NOT KITTING... I WILL CUT YOU!
Prey has a W-h-o-l-e other connotation in the Animal Kingdom!
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NOBODY LIKES SOGGY FLAKES! WAY BEFORE "AMERICA'S STUPIDEST CRIMINALS" I TRIED TO "SEAL" DUFFY'S FATE! PATRICK LOVED JOKES BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW UNHAPPY HE WAS WHEN HE FOUND OUT… THERE WERE NO APPLES TO DUNK FOR! DUFFY "EEL" SHOCK YOU!
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SHAZAM!!! WHAT A ROCKIN' RAVE! PALEY CENTER FOR MEDIA AND WARNERS ARCHIVE!
DIMENSIONS
The "FIRST DIMENSION" is Six Corridors of Hyperspace. And by Hyper-space… I mean the Amped Up Angsts we experience, every day, on
this Third Rock Hyper-place.
"HOME" *************************************************************************************
"BLOGGING OR FLOGGING THE TRUTH" *******************************************
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"IT'S A MARVEL" **************************************************************************
"MARVEL MAIL" ***************************************************************************
These are all the opening corridors to Weird Physical Phenomena. Phenomena like… Bad Hair Days… or People you meet On-line! We all
hope it's not going to get Crazier… until we look in a mirror and see Our Hair and the People we're Dating!
Did you ever notice the word Restraining is never followed by Suggestion or Mention… but ORDER!
*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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this Third Rock Hyper-place.
"HOME" *************************************************************************************
"BLOGGING OR FLOGGING THE TRUTH" *******************************************
"TRACE N SANE" *************************************************************************
"IMAGINARY FRIENDS" *****************************************************************
"IT'S A MARVEL" **************************************************************************
"MARVEL MAIL" ***************************************************************************
These are all the opening corridors to Weird Physical Phenomena. Phenomena like… Bad Hair Days… or People you meet On-line! We all
hope it's not going to get Crazier… until we look in a mirror and see Our Hair and the People we're Dating!
Did you ever notice the word Restraining is never followed by Suggestion or Mention… but ORDER!
*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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SECOND DIMENSION SURPRISE SUNDAY!!!
!SNEAK PREVIEW SUNDAY!
THE 2ND DIMENSION HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DEMENTED!!!
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THIRD DIMENSION ROLLIN' YOUR WAY ON ANOTHER SUNDAY…SUNDAY…SUNDAY!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT LEVEL?
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TAB: IF YOU REMEMBER… IT'S A MARVEL!
It's easy to remember the good times… Birthdays… Your Brother getting spanked for the lamp you broke! The Dark Side stays in the
shadows of our memory until say… the almost Zombie like person you're laughing at in the Club, comes over to you with your missing
Cell Phone and an Apology for how Drunk you both were last night!
Wearing your Little Sister's Red Leotards and a Gold Napkin for a Cape
and Calling yourself a Superhero is a lot like going to an Amish Church Naked, Wrapped in Colored Neon lights and asking if anyone has a plug so you can be their Christmas Tree. I do know the difference between a Lie and the Truth… I just never let it get in the way of a good
joke. "If You Remember… It's a Marvel" is coming out of the Cave… and revealing what's behind the Lightning Bolt!
shadows of our memory until say… the almost Zombie like person you're laughing at in the Club, comes over to you with your missing
Cell Phone and an Apology for how Drunk you both were last night!
Wearing your Little Sister's Red Leotards and a Gold Napkin for a Cape
and Calling yourself a Superhero is a lot like going to an Amish Church Naked, Wrapped in Colored Neon lights and asking if anyone has a plug so you can be their Christmas Tree. I do know the difference between a Lie and the Truth… I just never let it get in the way of a good
joke. "If You Remember… It's a Marvel" is coming out of the Cave… and revealing what's behind the Lightning Bolt!
TAB: BLOGGING OR FLOGGING THE TRUTH?
There is always somebody in Hollywood who doesn't want the menu read. Can I get an Amen… Bobby B, Tito J, Robert W, Rodney K.
OK, there's a lot of somebodies in La-La, who can't read. And you think the waters hard to swallow… wait till you hear the Real Calorie Count! It's time to be Brutally Frank, and I don't mean Turkey Frank, I mean Pig Snout, Meat Scrapes, Preservatives Frank. The REAL STORY of Captain Marvel must be Laid Bare like a Grape on Cleopatra's Lips. [Unless it's played by Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to see that!] Blogging or Flogging the Truth is the FIRST FOUR INSTALLMENTS of the Naked, Squalid, Treacherous Truth about Animated Superheroes Gluttony at Craft Services. The Backstabbing Ruthlessness to get to the front of Custom Omelet Catering. Marc Nobleman tried to tell the story but like the Buffet Dessert Line, there wasn't enough room for him to tell the whole enchilada.
[You can tell me any time… when you're feed up!] NOW SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE FULL FEAST OF
FARCICAL FARE BY THE HALF CAPED CRUSADER!
OK, there's a lot of somebodies in La-La, who can't read. And you think the waters hard to swallow… wait till you hear the Real Calorie Count! It's time to be Brutally Frank, and I don't mean Turkey Frank, I mean Pig Snout, Meat Scrapes, Preservatives Frank. The REAL STORY of Captain Marvel must be Laid Bare like a Grape on Cleopatra's Lips. [Unless it's played by Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to see that!] Blogging or Flogging the Truth is the FIRST FOUR INSTALLMENTS of the Naked, Squalid, Treacherous Truth about Animated Superheroes Gluttony at Craft Services. The Backstabbing Ruthlessness to get to the front of Custom Omelet Catering. Marc Nobleman tried to tell the story but like the Buffet Dessert Line, there wasn't enough room for him to tell the whole enchilada.
[You can tell me any time… when you're feed up!] NOW SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE FULL FEAST OF
FARCICAL FARE BY THE HALF CAPED CRUSADER!
TAB: A…MUSING MARVEL?
This Viva~Section is due to the Unrelenting Reporting Frenzy of Marc "The Bulldog" Nobleman. Once Marc gets his Canines into a Subject he has all the easy going style of Alec Baldwin in an airport with "Words with Friends" we can't print! Like Larry King stalking for his
ninth wife, Marc didn't stop for an entire year until he found me. His goal was the entire cast of "Legends of the Superheroes." It is just the
Super~Scribe Kind'a guy he is! He so earnestly and fervently cares about the subjects he pens and the people who read his over 70
books. As with his latest book "Bill the Wonder Boy" he reveals the long overdue accolades for Bill Finger the co-creator and major contributor to Batman's success. It is an engaging and vibrantly illustrated book that firmly makes the case for long overdue credit to an extremely creative artist, Bill Finger. A…Musing Marvel? is my Heartfelt Thank You to a most Sensitive Soul and Creative Writer, Marc Nobleman, for relighting my Love to make people Laugh!
ninth wife, Marc didn't stop for an entire year until he found me. His goal was the entire cast of "Legends of the Superheroes." It is just the
Super~Scribe Kind'a guy he is! He so earnestly and fervently cares about the subjects he pens and the people who read his over 70
books. As with his latest book "Bill the Wonder Boy" he reveals the long overdue accolades for Bill Finger the co-creator and major contributor to Batman's success. It is an engaging and vibrantly illustrated book that firmly makes the case for long overdue credit to an extremely creative artist, Bill Finger. A…Musing Marvel? is my Heartfelt Thank You to a most Sensitive Soul and Creative Writer, Marc Nobleman, for relighting my Love to make people Laugh!
TAB: "TRACE N SANE"
What if Street Chalk could Talk? They see us from Babies to Boomers!
From the Gutter to the Glitter! We use them to tell our Stories through
Art and Words and All Prophetically from Dust to Dust! Hook-up with Trace and Crew through the "Trace N Sane" Portal. See what they see, as the check out all the Colors of Our Cultures and put the Bizarre on Blast... while trying to Trace all the Outlines of Our Insanity!
From the Gutter to the Glitter! We use them to tell our Stories through
Art and Words and All Prophetically from Dust to Dust! Hook-up with Trace and Crew through the "Trace N Sane" Portal. See what they see, as the check out all the Colors of Our Cultures and put the Bizarre on Blast... while trying to Trace all the Outlines of Our Insanity!
TAB: IMAGINARY FRIENDS
Here we can Create Our Own Reality. Friends, who always say and do
things that are kind and nice… and not just because you're paying for
them in Our Entourage! They never feel like they have to look sad
when they're telling you the Truth about the person you're Crushin' on… they're free to laugh out loud. 'Cause lets face it, You can't Go Postal on Imaginary. So in here, I make up Whoever I want because
it's Improvisation Impersonation Imagination! So come on in anytime and bring your Imaginary Friends.
things that are kind and nice… and not just because you're paying for
them in Our Entourage! They never feel like they have to look sad
when they're telling you the Truth about the person you're Crushin' on… they're free to laugh out loud. 'Cause lets face it, You can't Go Postal on Imaginary. So in here, I make up Whoever I want because
it's Improvisation Impersonation Imagination! So come on in anytime and bring your Imaginary Friends.
PEOPLE WHO SAY TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS… HAVE NEVER FOUGHT THE PARK BEAR FOR A PICNIC BASKET!!!
I'M CONFUSED*!*#!! SO… IF YOU'RE IN-SANE… THERE'S MORE FUMES THAN GAS IN YOUR TANK? BUuut… IF… YOU'RE OUT-OF-SANE… YOUR CHIHUAHUA'S COLLAR IS ON STRAIGHT? Ooooh Nurse!!!!
WHY BAD BOYS GET THE HOT CHICKS!
SUPERHERO SPANDEX SPAT!
PACK YOUR BAGS YOU'RE GOING ON A GUILT TRIP!
CHECK THE GREAT JAZZ HANDS!
COMING SOON THE SEQUEL TO THE "SEVEN YEAR ITCH."
A RASH OF CONTAGIOUS FUN!
ARE THE WALKING DEAD GETTING INTO YOU HEAD?
ZENZATIONAL ZOMBIE ZALLOWEEN WITH THE MAN OF YOUR SCREAMS!
IF HOWARD MURPHY HADN'T TOLD ME THAT HE STOOD ON THE BOW OF THE BOAT
TO BREAK WIND… I STILL WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE LAKE JUST SMELLED LIKE THAT!
FOREVER
GORES!
SICKNESS
AND IN
HEALTH
…TILL
DEATH
DO
YOU
PARTS!
GORES!
SICKNESS
AND IN
HEALTH
…TILL
DEATH
DO
YOU
PARTS!
WHEN ROD HAASE THOUGHT THE SERIES MIGHT BE A SPANDEX
RED CARPET TO THE LADIES I WOULD JUST ASK…?
"What…. What are you talking
about? What goes inside?
Marv Goes Out for a Bite with
His Super Green Chum…
Making Sure to Always FLOSS
After Every SEAL!
Lantern Still has No Idea He is About to Become an
OAR d'oeuvre
Huntress Making Sure
Marvel Gets the Point On Who Wears the
Spandex Pants in the SuperFamily!
Marvel Actually Does…
You Just Can't See them For His Apron!
Marvel Gets the Point On Who Wears the
Spandex Pants in the SuperFamily!
Marvel Actually Does…
You Just Can't See them For His Apron!
Hollywood's Newest….
BOTOX FOR STORYLINES!
And Comedy Collagen
for Thin Concepts!
BOTOX FOR STORYLINES!
And Comedy Collagen
for Thin Concepts!
SMALL SUGGESTION… NEVER HASTLE A WINGMAN THAT IS BIG ENOUGH TO MAKE A WISHBONE OUT OF YOU!
"POLITICAL PARTY" EVERYONE SOUNDS
LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING BUT THE
ONLY DANCING THEY
DO… IS AROUND THE IMPORTANT ISSUES!
LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING BUT THE
ONLY DANCING THEY
DO… IS AROUND THE IMPORTANT ISSUES!
ABOUT TO BE
SUPERWHIPPED….
LIKE A PRIUS OWNER
AT A BIKER BAR!
SUPERWHIPPED….
LIKE A PRIUS OWNER
AT A BIKER BAR!
WE'RE TURNING "WRECKING RALPH" LOSE ON SADNESS
AND MAKING
FUNNY THE NEW
LEGOS OF LAUGHTER!
AND MAKING
FUNNY THE NEW
LEGOS OF LAUGHTER!
IF YOU QUIT SMOKING… SHOULD YOUR CAR?
THERE WAS NO FOURTH GEAR UNLESS ROBIN PUSHED FROM THE REAR!
ADAM COULDN'T WAVE IN PARADES BECAUSE HE HAD TO KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED WITH HIS ELBOW! SADLY… HE NEVER WAS MISS
CONGENIALITY… SIGH! CHECK ADAMS BLOG PIECE!
THERE WAS NO FOURTH GEAR UNLESS ROBIN PUSHED FROM THE REAR!
ADAM COULDN'T WAVE IN PARADES BECAUSE HE HAD TO KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED WITH HIS ELBOW! SADLY… HE NEVER WAS MISS
CONGENIALITY… SIGH! CHECK ADAMS BLOG PIECE!
REGIS HAD MORE ENERGY THAN A WET RABBIT IN A LIGHT SOCKET!
READ ABOUT REGIS AND MY LADDER TO EXCESS!
READ ABOUT REGIS AND MY LADDER TO EXCESS!
A MONSTER SURPRISE IS COMING!
THIS CAN'T BE THE
ONLY WAY TO
CHECK TIRE
PRESSURE!
WHY WOULD
NICHOLSON
PAY ALL THAT
MONEY FOR
FLOOR SEATS?